Howie says: We don't need no stinkin' masks

Source: Boston Herald - View Original Article
Published: May 05, 2020
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81% Liberal


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Illegal Immigration

Sentiments

93% "Our panic-prone governor will be on TV, his voice cracking, declaring a 10-year shutdown of the state.""
88% "So ... some people are more equal than others?""
87% "A century ago, H.L. Mencken had Tall Deval's number:""
86% "My money's on the hack from western Mass.""
85% "Which is why you have to wear a mask until further notice.""
82% "This is Operation: Change the Subject.""

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93% : Our panic-prone governor will be on TV, his voice cracking, declaring a 10-year shutdown of the state.
88% : So ... some people are more equal than others?
87% : You are verboten to leave der house mit-out der Mask.
87% : Do you seriously believe Charlie Parker knows a single one of them?
87% : A century ago, H.L. Mencken had Tall Deval's number:
86% : And this time, he'll be ordering you to wear the headgear indoors - ja wohl!
86% : My money's on the hack from western Mass.
85% : Which is why you have to wear a mask until further notice.
82% : Actually, that's what I would tell die Polizei (that's German for police) if I were there with you in the Fourth Reich -- Massachusetts.
82% : This is Operation: Change the Subject.
81% : Obvious exemption: illegal immigrants.
80% : But it doesn't really matter, because the cops can't ask you for "your papers" -- yet.
79% : In return for cash and political support, he hires old-line Democrat payroll patriots to run obscure parts of the hackerama, and innocent people end up dead.
77% : He's got blood on his hands, from his shocking mismanagement of the Holyoke Soldiers' Home (70 dead and counting).
77% : Pending Friday's latest unemployment numbers, 893,000 Massachusetts residents have lost their jobs.
76% : Three investigations are underway (four, if you include his own in-house brooming).
75% : If it saves just one life ... .
74% : After all, "If it saves just one life ... ."
74% : There's a reason why Charlie Baker is stomping on both civil liberties and the Massachusetts economy.
73% : And as one of my listeners asked: "If masks are so effective, why can't we go back to work?
72% : Shouldn't everybody be wearing the best mask possible?
72% : seven bikers dead.
71% : And if masks are so important, why does the state order us to not use the high-quality N95 masks -- "those should be reserved for health care workers.
68% : But getting back to his latest absurd overreach with the masks, let me ask you this: if this were such a damn emergency, why did he issue his decree Friday, but it didn't take effect until today?
62% : At least one of the probes, the feds', is on the level and the findings are going to be beyond damning.
60% : Who's telling the truth here?
59% : You can always tell a Harvard man, but you can't tell him much.
58% : Schultz -- another Hogan's Heroes reference).
57% : Like all of the Free World, it has far fewer fatalities per 100,000 than any of the corrupt, pathetically mismanaged, blue-run jurisdictions like, say, Massachusetts.
57% : As for the masks, I did, in fact, once test positive for "incipient" emphysema, when I had a full-body scan.
56% : That's what I'm going to tell the first cop who asks me for my papers, I mean mask.
56% : This is a recurring pattern of deadly incompetence with Tall Deval.
56% : Happened last year in Quincy with the Registry --
55% : "A person who declines to wear a mask or face covering due to a medical condition shall not be required to produce documentation verifying the condition."
52% : And then he'll order every person in the state to immediately begin wearing beekeeper headgear - bee veils, they call them.
49% : He added: "These are rhetorical questions."
47% : But nobody in his cloistered, trust-funded old money Yankee world is feeling the pinch in any way whatsoever.
44% : We don't need no stinkin' masks, gringo.
38% : But his hack boss at the Holyoke Soldiers' Home, who gave $1,950 to him and the lieutenant governor, Pay to Play Polito, contends he alerted Baker's coat holders days earlier than the governor claims.
37% : Not yet. Gov. Charlie Baker, aka Charlie Parker, aka Tall Deval, is absolutely reveling in this lachrymose daily soap opera, although I suppose it could be worse.
35% : But thank God I've fled to America - Florida, a sane, Republican-governed state.
35% : As the Disabled American Veterans Department of Massachusetts wrote Tall Deval directly as the Holyoke death toll spiraled: "This incident represents a catastrophic failure of leadership.
35% : I mean, if you asked him, he'd make something up, like he did with the fisherman during the 2014 campaign.
28% : Zu vill be required to wearen sie Mask "except when a person is unable to wear a mask or face covering due to a medical condition or the person is otherwise exempted.
27% : Charlie Parker is already on the record as saying his administration knew nothing (kinda like Sgt.
23% : I mean, what happens when he hears about the arrival of these "murder hornets"?
23% : "Whenever A annoys or injures B on the pretense of saving or improving X, A is a scoundrel."
17% : Here's the wording of Herr Baker's diktat, and it should be read in a German accent, like Gen. Burkhalter's in Hogan's Heroes: Achtung!
11% : They're exempted from every other law in Massachusetts, why not this one too?
11% : If they're not effective enough to allow us to go back to work, why do we have to wear them?"

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